be department head
要是我当处长就好了
If only I were the department head.
— 办公室的故事 (1977)
您跟我套近乎想当处长难道这不是一大发明吗
Isn't your trying to cozy up to me so you can become a division chief a major invention?
不然我要再提你当处长的事
Otherwise, I'll bring up promoting you to department head again.